Sent to me by my friend who understands my bitchface (and has one of his own).
The ‘smile, be happy’ thing happens to me at least every couple months (glad to know this happens to other people). Happened to me while in Vegas just a week or so ago.
Really, stranger? You saying that definitely doesn’t make me feel happier. Makes me wish I had a different face, but even more it makes me wish you’d myob. Awareness of my bitchface unfortunately can’t change it much.
Swiss speeding ticket. Google Translate to the rescue. Thanks, John, for wanting to make the most of the autobahn.
best birthday present ever.
our neighbor is an awesome artist (is a designer at a secret start up right now) and painted this after john told her about the piece of concept art i found. cried on the spot when i opened it. such an amazing surprise.
wanted: a print of this jurassic park concept art by john alvin.